there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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