I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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