I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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