I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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