Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just gargled with NyQuil
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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