Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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