after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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