Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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