let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
ttyl tear gas
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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