Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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