What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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