she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You did what with his pubic hair?
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