Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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