Tell her she can't have a vagina
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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