They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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