i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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