I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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