YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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