Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
you made out with another girl for some wings
I have already put on my inside pants.
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