i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
