As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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