i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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