Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
