I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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