Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
i out mim tonsoeep
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