So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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