i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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