He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
A bitchslap is in order.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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