Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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