If that was your dad, he is hot
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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