he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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