I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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