you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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