It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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