As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
