Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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