Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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