I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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