I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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