she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
