I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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