when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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