Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I have post one night stand depression
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