? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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