did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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