sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Houston, we have a blender
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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