I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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