Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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