There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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