I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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