Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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