I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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