Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?