I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love