he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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